Sh*t me Dave - Ball Point Pen

🖊️ Sh*t Me Dave Ball Point Pen

The Sh*t Me Dave Ball Point Pen is a cheeky little desk essential made for everyday scribbles, to-do lists, and mildly dramatic note-taking. Featuring a bold design with plenty of personality, it’s the perfect way to add a bit of humour to your stationery setup.

Lightweight, practical, and easy to keep close by, it’s ideal for work desks, planners, or gifting to someone who’ll appreciate the joke. A small but mighty stationery staple — cheeky, useful, and very Big Plant Lad.

🌿 Style Tip

Pair it with your favourite notebook, planner, or desk setup for a playful touch of personality. Looks especially good next to a strong coffee and an overflowing to-do list.

🧼 Care Notes

• Store with cap on (if applicable) when not in use
• Keep away from excessive heat or moisture
• Avoid dropping to protect tip and barrel
• For everyday writing use